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Inception, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Google Analytics

So, Joseph Gordon-Levitt has totally helped my blog get hits.

Allow me to explain.

Like many other bloggers, I use Google Analytics to track visitor activity on this here blog. Don’t worry, shy stalker folks, it doesn’t tell me who you are — just how you got to my site (directly or from a referring site), which pages you looked at, how long you looked at those pages, etc. It helps me find out what the people who come to my site actually do with it.*

Since the release of Inception there’s been a surge of interest in JGL, prompting searches for his tumblr, which I mentioned in a post dedicated to the man himself last September, a post that (much to my surprise and glee) now shows up any time someone googles “joseph gordon levitt tumblr.” Why anyone ventures below the actual link to his tumblr to click on my article is beyond me, but hey, I’ll take it. Go, Internets.

If you happen to be someone who reached my site on your hunt for JGL,  hello and welcome. Feel free to take a look around. Maybe you’ll find we have things in common besides our love for Joe and Inception, and our incredibly good looks. ;)

Speaking of Inception, have you seen it yet? I hope so. I recommend it to everyone because I love it, love it, want some more of it. I realize it’s now in that dangerous time of being potentially overhyped after its explosive release, but still… see it.

And then maybe see it again.

*Semi-interesting fact: the most-clicked categories on this blog are personal, marriage, and sex. Ha, people are nosy little buggers, aren’t they? These categories also happen to be kind of sparse. I can fix that.

Desktop Polaroids!

I just found out about the Poladroid project and I am obsessed.

Poladroid converts pictures you’ve already taken into Polaroids, aka awesomizes the life moments you’ve captured on film (or, uh, digital camera). It’s kinda like having a Polaroid on your desktop. You simply drag your picture into the Poladroid, then it makes the little sound like the Polaroids are sliding out of the camera and proceeds to take thirty-some-odd seconds to “develop.”

You get to watch as your picture transforms from a plain brown palette into a Pola(d)roid:

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Neat-o!

Does it replace having a real Polaroid? Not quite. But I’ll take it.

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my mugshot

nikolay's mug

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shmoopface bean

If I could make one change to the program, it would be to add a component where you could label the pictures with a “Sharpie.” I did that last one myself using Photoshop. Also, if you’ve done 10 pics in a row, you’ll be instructed to restart the program in order to “refill” the cartridge. Slightly tiresome, but I give them points for their attempt at authenticity.

Now click on over to Poladroid and have fun making some of your own! Did I mention it’s free?

Life Without Cable

tv remoteOne of the offshoots of pinching pennies in this unfortunate economy has been living without cable. It started when I moved out of my sister’s and my cable-friendly apartment, a place where you’d seldom find the television off, and in with These Guys. Here, the huge television screen was reserved for use as a third computer monitor, streamer of Manchester United games, and occasional purveyor of DVDs. No cable, no satellite, nada.

“How is that even possible?”

The idea of not having television once seemed preposterous to me, considering this is largely what my life revolved around (hi, my name is Sachi and I chose screenwriting as my college major to avoid ever having to pursue any career outside of media, a-thank you). And it wasn’t just me. I’ve noticed people have an adverse reaction to not having a television. They’re not just shocked, they’re downright appalled. I actually cut down on divulging my TVlessness after seeing a few reactions, feeling like a pariah amongst fellow pop culture addicted peers, but I’m thinking of bringing it back for the sheer shock and awe it induces.

Fortunately, I wasn’t so media-obsessed by move-in time to have a major meltdown about it. Two weeks living at an orphanage in Thailand made me swiftly realize just how much I could live without. Not to mention that I’m currently too broke (or is it cheap?) to afford a monthly cable bill that includes the premium channels I want. Still, I like keeping up with shows. I miss them when they’re not in my life. With premieres fast approaching, I was admittedly starting to sweat a little about not being able to watch them.

Thankfully, there’s the internet.

The smart shows have made their episodes available for online streaming the day after they air. I appreciate that. AMC not doing so for Mad Men and instead putting eps on iTunes for $3 each? Not so much. I don’t care how many Emmys you’ve won, AMC, you’re still basic cable. Get with it.

Also, Hulu has been exceptional. The short commercials don’t bother me at all. It’s still less than I’d be getting watching it on regular TV. Plus the HD quality is stellar.

More recently, I discovered a gem called surfthechannel.com that beats Hulu not in quality but in reach. It links me to pretty much every show that I want to watch, ripped and commercial-free. It’s a beaut and I highly recommend it.

*9/13 ETA: Was just informed of another awesome site with HQ streams at NinjaVideo.net. You’ll be prompted to download DivX if you don’t already have it. And make sure to click on the Helper and keep that applet open while viewing or the videos won’t work.

Until I’m flush enough to get back my OnDemand cable and DVR, these options will happily suffice.

The best part of watching shows from my computer?

I connect my laptop (with its teensy 13″ screen) to a projector that gives me a screen the size of my vast bedroom wall. Watching anything using this thing made me wonder why I ever wanted a regular TV in the first place. Connect too a set of cheap speakers (or even some swanky ones if you’re not in dire straits) and it’s like having a theatre in your home. It enhances your experience ten-fold. Ours is a ViewSonic PJ510 bought used on Amazon for $250. Totally worth it.

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Want to find out when your favorite shows are returning? Or when and where you can expect to watch the most anticipated new ones? The full 2009 Fall Premiere Schedule, conveniently categorized in chronological order, can be found at The TV Remote. Happy watching!

Ah, Twitter

I joined Twitter a couple days ago. This, after months of being convinced that Twitter is retarded and self-indulgent and pretty much useless. Now that I’m part of it, I’m still not completely sold. My initial misgivings about Twitter may prove true. I’ll give it a chance for a month or two. Time will tell.

Anyway, as if reading my mind, Jon Stewart devoted a segment to Twitter (and the ridiculousness of its growing pervasiveness) the following night:

Twitter’s one of several interesting tech phenomena developed as of late that makes it easier for people to post (usually irrelevant) BS about themselves and what they’re doing in their lives. I don’t really care that you just uploaded your pictures. I don’t care if your flight got delayed. I don’t care what song you’re listening to. I don’t care what book you’re reading…

On the other hand, I do. Or at least someone somewhere does. I think Twitter can be useful for people who actually have something to say, something to share with masses of people, something that people (for whatever reason) care about. So Twitter may not be good for me right now, but it might just be amazing once I have something to spread to the world – stories, videos, maybe even a noteworthy blog.

Plus it’s pretty interesting to know firsthand how Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are spending their days. Useless, but interesting.

Currently listening to:
the ticking clock in my kitchen, reminding me just how much time I’m wasting

Sweet, I Got Rob Pattinson Under My Tree

Today, I was surprised by a Facebook notification informing me that my friend Lindsay just placed a gift underneath my Christmas tree. A gift? For me? How splendid. I didn’t even know I had a Christmas tree. I was prompted to [Click here to see it!] Well, OK, if you insist. A few clicks later, I had installed the My Christmas Tree application, which allows Facebook friends to exchange virtual gifts with one another. It’s kinda perfect for me right now actually, being that I have little to no money to spend on real gifts for my nearest and dearest. Given the current state of the economy, I’m guessing others can commiserate.

Next step on the way to retrieving my gift: unwrapping. Forreal. Even better than giving people virtual gifts, you can virtually wrap them. The sender may choose for the gift only to be opened on Christmas, a specific day before Christmas, or whenever the recipient chooses. Thankfully Linds left the option open to me. I considered waiting until closer to Christmas to unwrap my gift, but couldn’t help myself. I mean, who am I kidding? Self-restraint is not my strong suit. (Actually, this isn’t entirely true. I am quite good with restraint, just not when it comes to presents.) Much to my pleasure, upon “unwrapping” my gift, I found the pretty face of Rob Pattinson as Edward Cullen staring back at me. To be precise, she gave me a virtual date with a vampire, something I could only dream of receiving in reality. Thank you, Lindsay. Thank you very much indeed. It’s funny how technology can be so silly yet somehow still so satisfying. In return, she will receive from me a virtual date with Johnny Depp wrapped in a royal blue box with a white ribbon. You’re welcome. Ah, the gift of virtual giving.
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Currently listening to:
Fearless by Taylor Swift (“Hey Stephen” and “Breathe” the most)
Circus by Britney Spears
“Les Femmes” by Yelle
“Love Game” by Lady Gaga
“Single Ladies” by Beyonce (always hilarious now thanks to this skit)
“Can’t Believe It (Remix)” by T-Pain feat. Justin Timberlake